"Did you ever get the feeling that everything in America is completely fucked up. You know that feeling that the whole country is like one inch away from saying 'That's it, forget it.' You think about it. Everything is polluted. The environment, the government, the schools, you name it. Speaking of schools... I was walking the hallowed halls the other day and I asked myself, "Is there life after high school? Because I can't face tomorrow, let alone a whole year of this shit." Yeah, you got it folks. It's me again with a little attitude for all you out here in Whitebread Land. All you nice people living in the middle of America the beautiful. Lets see, we're on er 92 FM tonight and it feels like a nice clean little band so far. No one else is using it. The price is right. Heh, heh. And yes folks you guessed it. Tonight I am as horny as a ten peckerd owl, so stay tuned because this is Happy Harry Hard-on reminding you to eat your cereal with a fork and do your homework in the dark.."
~ Mark Hunter
With that being said, onward to the rant.